Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer
Some people are naturally in tune with green. Watching them golf leaves you in awe - how do they do it? Such talent. Such grace. Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are not for these rare creatures. Our Crappy Golf Balls are for those whom are less charismatic on the green - the kings and queens of the Sand Trap. Those whom know the soul-crushing plop of another ball landing in the pond - truly CRAPPY golfers.
Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are designed to eliminate a little frustration by not losing yet another set of brand new golf balls to the hazards around the course. They dare cut to the chase and start out in the rough, so to speak.
Your crappy golfing buddy will enjoy the inner comfort of far less pressure to have even the most average golf game, because these balls lower any expectations of a great game right from the start.
ROUGH BALLS FOR A ROUGH GAME - Don't waste money on shiny new golf balls when you know you won't be leaving with them anyway. Cut to the chase and start out in the rough!
A TEASE AT THE TEES - At the beginning of a round, hand your favorite golf buddy this funny gag gift for golfers. You're sure to be in for a hilarious game.
ALMOST ENOUGH GOLF BALLS FOR A FULL ROUND - Everyone on the course knows that balls will be lost along the way, challenge your pal not to make it through the whole bag in one game.
ZERO IMPROVEMENT GUARANTEED - Unless these balls manage to be mystically bewitched in transit, there is absolutely no chance they will help a terrible golfer's game improve.
RANDOMLY CHOSEN, BUT EQUALLY CRAPPY - The balls included in your set of Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer may vary from those illustrated, but we guarantee they will be awful!