Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer Gift Box Edition
Some people having the heart of a golf pro, but the skills of a blindfolded orangutan. This sleeve of crappy golf balls is just the gift for these hilariously sad creatures. These appropriately named golf balls are carefully selected for the kings and queens of the Sand Trap. Those whom play to the sorrowfully symphonic plops of ball after ball landing in the pond - truly CRAPPY golfers.
They're headed for the lake anyway...
Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are designed to eliminate a little frustration by not losing yet another set of brand new golf balls to the hazards around the course. Investing in a shiny set of mint condition, dimpled beauties only leads to more heartache on the green. Do your unskilled golf pal a solid and get him a set of balls that start out ready for a burial at sea. Go ahead, blame the balls!
Your crappy golfing buddy will enjoy the inner comfort of far less pressure to have even the most average golf game, because these balls lower any expectations of a great game right from the start. It's not his fault! Those balls were totally crappy!
New, Improved Gift Box, Same Crappy Golf Balls
Don't let the funny new gift box fool you, these balls are still super crappy! Wrap up this funny golf gift with ease, and slip it in as a stocking stuffer or give it as a white elephant gift! Every golfer from pitiful to pro will get a hardy laugh out of these absolutely awful golf balls.
INCLUDES 1 BOX OF 3 CRAPPY GOLF BALLS
THEY ARE GOING IN THE LAKE ANYWAY - Shiny new golf balls are a waste of cash when you know you won't be leaving with them anyway. Cut to the chase and start out in the rough!
A TEASE AT THE TEES - Razz the competition and start the game with a laugh. At the beginning of a round, hand your golf buddy this funny gag gift for golfers and have everyone rolling on the green.
ALMOST ENOUGH FOR ONE ROUND - Your whole party knows balls will be lost along the way, challenge your pal not to make it through all three crappy golf balls in one game.
ZERO IMPROVEMENT, GUARANTEED - Our crappy golf balls are personally hand-selected to be really, super crappy. There is absolutely no way these raggedy specimens will help a terrible golfer's game get any better.
RANDOMLY CHOSEN, BUT EQUALLY CRAPPY - All three golf balls included in your gift set of Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer may vary from those illustrated, but we promise they will be just as embarrassing!