Rough Balls for a Rough Game Golf Balls
There are those who walk onto a golf green ready to conquer, and then there are those who know they're in for a rough game, right from the very start. Literally. Rough Balls for a Rough Game Golf Balls are the go-to golf gift for absolutely terrible golfers. Everyone knows those shiny new golf balls in their bag are destined to be at the bottom of a pond or buried in the rough, so save them for show and grab the best golf balls for that inevitably sad situation, Rough Balls for a Rough Game.
Cut to the chase...
Rough Balls for a Rough Game are handpicked by real golfers who shed a tear every time a sparkling, new rock lands in the lake. They've painstakingly selected balls in brutal shape to soften the blow of certain loss, making them a gift for the whole golf party. Plus, we provide three rough balls in every pack, so that sad-sack might get through half a round without opening a new box. Do your unskilled golf pal a solid and get him a set of balls that rough from the very start.
Go ahead, blame those nasty balls!
Your poor golfing partner will enjoy the inner comfort of far less pressure to have even the most average golf game, because these balls lower any expectations of a great game right from the start. It's not his fault! Those balls were totally rough from the very beginning! Nobody's got game when they're playing with nasty balls.
New Gift Box, Sad Old Balls
Don't let the funny new gift box fool you, the balls inside are as rough as can be! Wrap up this funny golf gift with ease, and slip it in as a stocking stuffer or give it as a white elephant gift! Every golfer from pitiful to pro will get a hardy laugh out of these absolutely embarrassing golf balls.
INCLUDES 1 BOX OF 3 ROUGH GOLF BALLS
ROUGH BALLS FOR A ROUGH GAME - Shiny new golf balls are a waste of cash when you know they're destined for the rough right from the start. Cut to the chase and start out in the rough!
A TEASE AT THE TEES - Prepare the competition for a rough game with equally rough golf balls. Give your golf buddy this funny gag gift for golfers, and he's sure to be rolling on the green.
MAYBE ENOUGH TO MAKE IT THROUGH A WHOLE ROUND - Maybe. Everyone knows there's a good chance that the only sinking these crappy golf balls will be doing is in the weeds or pond. Still, with three rough balls to start the game, there's an increased chance he won't lose so many good ones this time.
ZERO IMPROVEMENT, GUARANTEED - Our rough game golf balls are specially hand-selected to be in particularly sorry shape. There is absolutely no way these sad balls will help an awful golfer's game get any better.
RANDOMLY CHOSEN, BUT ALWAYS ROUGH - All three golf balls included in your Rough Balls for a Rough Game Golf Gift Set may vary from those illustrated, but we promise they will be just as terrible as the recipient's game!